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Selling individually wrapped hot pockets as street vendor. To sell or to be sold an individual hot pocket not cooked in a dirty microwave. A hot pocket sold by a lawless grifter.
“Did you teach some advanced grifting techniques... The Reverse Jim Gaffigan?”
-Community Tv show
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A completley unwanted and unwarranted erection caused when an older male is turned on by a younger female.
Yo man our teacher totally just had a crusty slim jim during that assembly
Offensive coordinator for the Detroit Lions who has played an integral role in transforming the Lions into a semi-respectable NFL team. Best known for having the most ridiculous name in professional sports.
Troy Aikman: Jim Bob Cooter has done a tremendous job with this Lions offense, he's really turned this unit around.
Joe Buck: *giggles softly*
A place where men and women are made while fighting their inner demons
Guy 1 - “ WE GO JIM!!!”
Woman 1 - “WE GO JIM!!!”
Guy 2 - “you mean gym?”
Guy1 and woman 1 - “NO, IT’S JIM!!!”
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"The Ol' Jim Halpert" is the phrase used to describe your facial expression when you are caught in an awkward, uncomfortable or undesireable situation. The term is based on the facial expressions of the character Jim Halpert of the hit television show, The Office.
Person 1: Lets loose a long and luxurious barritone bung-fart while imitating his obese boss. Person 1 then gets out of his chair and starts to walk the Sumo-Wrester while throwing cookies at his face Cookie-Monster style.
Person 2: Sits in grave silence as Person #1's boss quietly has witnessed the entire display from the table across the room. Person #2 has no options in this awkward situation and simply gives his dinner date "The Ol' Jim Halpert" look.
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Former tight end for the Kansas City chiefs with the sexual appetite of 100 men. Know to have pleasure thousands of women accross the greater Nebraska area. Big Jim Slade comes with the Joy of Sex audio series in case the man cannot perform Big Jim Slade will slide up in there and throw his thing down.
"Her man could get it up so Big Jim Slade burst through the door and threw his thing down to the womans delight."
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Guy #1: Hey what’s up Not So Slim Jim?
Guy 2: Dude, I told you not to call me that. You know I’m self-conscious about my weight.