muff job

Cunnilingus; oral sex performed on a woman. Similar to blow job

My boyfriend gave me a great muff job last night!

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Jobby Job

Being forced to get a job at an workplace you really do not want to work at. Usually by a parent.

Travis! Get your ass up off the couch and get yourself a Jobby Job!

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Neck Job

When your boyfriend/girlfriend/makeout-buddy goes at your neck for a long time, aka kisses your neck.

Very pleasurable.

Eric: Yo sonn, Daniel was totally giving Maria a Neck Job in the park yesterday.
Liz: Really?
Eric: Amazing thing is she had no hickeys to prove it.
Liz: Wow He must be really good.

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Fo Job

Derived from a common practice among German prostitutes. The customer pays for and expects to get a blow job. The whore goes down and rubs his dick on her face/neck and gives an occasional tug on the ol'tube-steak, but they never actually perform the blow job. Afterward, they not only take your money, but they say it'll be double for a real blowjob. Those blooding fucking German cunt ass whores!!!

Person 1- Check it, I hooked up with this tall nice German hooker. The bitch gave me a Fo Job!!

Person 2- What? Are you fo real? A fuck'n Fo Job?!!

Person 1- Sheeeeeeeet! I I was so fuck'n pissed, I bitch slapped that nazi hooka!

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Rim Job

Act of cleaning ones rims on there car

dang boy u sure did a nice rim job during that car wash i never seen my rims this clean before

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Halls Job

1. A blow job where the giver has a halls throat losange in his or her mouth. The throat losange usually provides the man with a strange sensation.

1. Bored of the same old blow jobs, Lauren decided to spice things up by giving her boyfriend, Gregory, a halls job.
2. Although he was afraid at first, Ryan was suprised by the sensation of halls jobs.

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paint job

The color of blood red that is added to a male's penis after having sex with a virgin.

Raul received a paint job after popping some bitches cherry!

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