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Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.
Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.
Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!
Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!
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The infamous nickname given to an arrogant homosexual male named Rocky who spent his free time hoping to be the center of a bukake ritual.
After Ryan slapped Eric on the butt, Eric exclaimed, "If you keep that gay shit up, you're gonna be gayer than Cocky Rocky the Bukake Jockey!"
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A male or female that works in the scientific field of Geology that makes a little too much noise to Sheldon Cooper’s liking.
You geode loving feldspar jockeys could rattle your heads around if you wanted to feel rocks!
Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.
Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!
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A girl that loves to rub her shit on a dick and eat it off
"Sherry is such a pie eating boner jockey."
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a camel jockey who reminds me of a constapated bulldog. when he smile, you can see shit stains in his teeth, from stacie.
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Takes at least 2 qualified Jockeys to perform the Jockey handshake. One Jockey is required to pull his meat stick out and wait patiently for another Jockey (or multiple) to do the same. Once said number of Jockeys have their meat sticks out they will start sword fighting or docking. The Jockey handshake is only committed by qualified and trained Jockeys!
Hey there Cletus, meet me in our secret location so we can start the day off right by doing the Jockey Handshake 👉👈