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Jonas Salk Middle School

The Worst MS in Levittown. The lunch is the BEST but the school just sucks.

"Ms. Debbie vs Straw Wrapper 2018-2019" Anyone who went to Salk understands

Pull up to Jonas Salk Middle School to do absolutely nothing because this school is so trash

by mrbatwithgat January 31, 2019

35๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nick Jonas Power Moment

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A section found in almost every Jonas Brothers' song (A band of brothers originating from New Jersey) where the youngest Jonas Brother, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, sings, using a large portion of his soul and guts, inducing thousands of fan-girls to tears.

Can't have you: "So tell me what we're fighting for, cause you know that the truth means so much more..."

Sorry: "Filled with sorrow filled with pain, knowing that I am to blame, for leaving your heart out in the rain..."

Don't Charge me for the crime: "I throw him out of the car, I say, you know me well. I'm not going to jail, I'm not paying your bail..."

These are all Nick Jonas Power Moments.

by Nick-Jonas-Fan September 13, 2009

65๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Fans gone wild

when joe jonas makes a porno he will title it JONAS fans gone wild

(joe)yes beckie there you go take off ur clothes

(beckie) like this

(joe) okay suck mi dick now for the camera

(joe)this is great for Jonas Fans gone wild

(beckie) JUST FUCK ME

by Tipsy Fall down April 1, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers Hater

Someone who doesn't have a fuckin life so they sit around making fun of the jonas brothers. Why? Because they have no friends and try to make them feel better by making fun of people who actually have talent. Guy haters are just jealous because the jonas brothers can actually get girls. And girl haters don't actually hate them...they just pretend to because they want attention and want others to think that they're cool.

Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of girls follow.
Boy: The Jonas Brothers are so gay (I'm just jealous because I can't get girls.)
Older Girl: Omg, I hate the Jonas Brothers (Omg, I love the Jonas Brothers...but I can't tell anyone because i'm trying to hard to be cool)
Younger girl: You guys are Jonas Brothers Haters.

by PrettyYoungThing6 July 21, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 235๐Ÿ‘Ž


jaimie lor joe jonas

the most perfect couple ever to come to life
DESTINY meant to be
joe is definetly should be with jaimie and not taylor swift

jaimie lor joe jonas most perfect couple ever

by omjj September 1, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas From Lander Lube

To Exchange Sexual Incounters for New Rims and Tires.

Your tires are looking bare , You better call up Jonas from Lander Lube.

by The Cadd-ie Girl April 29, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Post Jonas Concert Disorder

The horrible feeling you have after a Jonas Brother concert because it had been long anticipated but it now over.

(two weeks after Jonas Brothers concert)
Amanda: Gah, I don't know what's wrong with me. It started not long after after the concert.

Me: Ah, you have Post Jonas Concert Disorder.

by WhatTheFrankie?! September 6, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž