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When a female gender poops or sharts while wearing a thong. After this a male gender takes the soiled garment and holds it horizontally in front of a mirror. He then draws it back like a crossbow and snaps the shitty garment at the mirror, resulting in a fury of fecal matter on your mirror.
"Oh man I missed a spot shaving this morning because my roomate did a kentucky crossbow last night, and the mirror was filthy."
"The only good thing about that mexican restaurant was that my ol' lady got the shits, so I was able to do a few kentcuky crossbows last night
A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.
I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.
u take a piece of kfc chicken jizz on it and shove it in a girls pussy
dude i just kentucky snowstormed your mom
In reality, this is a line of land mass that makes up about a third of the Commonwealth's land mass as well as over half of its population. It runs from Henderson County on the far west end, and all the way to Maysville on the far east end, both of them along the Ohio River. The major metropolises, medium-sized cities, and large towns in this area include Henderson, Owensboro, Elizabethtown, Madisonville (not far from the South), Louisville, Frankfort, Lexington, Florence, Covington, Newport, and Maysville. This large land strip is the Midwestern part of Kentucky; everything below, including Bowling Green, Paducah, Glasgow, Somerset, and Richmond, is the Southern part of Kentucky.
The people of Northern Kentucky are not too much different from those in the rest of the Commonwealth. Most of us have the same morals, religion, and even politics. The only differences are we have more connections with the "official" Northern states, and therefore do more business with them; we also have more Northern regional and cultural influences, especially from Ohio and Indiana. That is why many of the North Kentuckians act and sometimes talk more like Northerners.
A little farming town full of good ol boys and livestock. Right off highway 934. A piece of real undisturbed heaven where there is really more livestock than people. Where treestands and fourwheelers are a family tradition and everyone knows each other.
"Man we're headin over to the Wests' farm in Woodstock for a bonfire and party!"
Somerset Kentucky
Woodstock Kentucky
A seven year old girl from Kentucky who is faster then her older brother.
Bob: Hey Mary, I heard that littile Suzy isn't a Kentucky Virgin anymore.
Mary: That's a damn shame, I hope our little girl will be able to run fast.
tucking the male anatomy underneath and in between legs in order to resemble the female anatomy.
The kentucky tuck is when a guy takes his balls and penis and tucks them underneath and in between his legs in order to make it appear as if he now has a vagina. At that point, the guy yells "check out my beav woooohoooo"