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Kevin is the type of boy who is mysterious and hard to figure out, but as you get to know him you would soon love him. He’s sweet, kind, generous, childish, Stubborn, smart, and passionate. He kisses like no other and shows you how much your worth, eventually he gets tired of trying in a relationship and then dumps the person or gets dumped. He has dreams of being with the one he loves and pictures a future with them, with all of his good friends that came along with him during his journey of growing up. He’s an attractive guy who’s low key known by everyone. He worries too much about being lonely or not being liked and doesn’t realize who is there for him every step of the way. He’s looks like the type you wouldn’t think is a good lover, but once you get into bed with him, he would rock your world!
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Kevin is the best husband. He is the poster boy for infj. Kevin’s always have your back. A true Kevin is constantly trying to make the lives of his loved ones safe and happy sometimes he forgets to share that goodness with himself.
He is only learning to value himself after a hard life spent taking responsibility for the failures of his family.
Kevin’s are never boastful and are very humble, down to earth nurturing types who often get taken for granted by narcissistic people who are just jealous of how smart and kind Kevin’s are.
A true gentleman Kevin’s often fall on the sword rather than confront people who are projecting false personality traits out of compassion because he knows deep down inside they are just embarrassed and jealous.
If you have a Kevin that loves you count your lucky stars. As long as you are good to him he will always be good to you.
Old woman struggling with groceries
Kevin : Please allow me to help
Old woman : why thank you sonny boy
Kevin : my pleasure
Child falls from top of tree and Kevin catches her before she hits the ground like in that movie Ground Hogs day
Little girl : By jolly gee mister Thanks !
Kevin : you’re welcome little child and also stay out of the tops of trees you little weirdo ( raises arms and flies into the sun )
A trio of sexy strippers are fighting off the 4rth reich as wave after wave of maxi zombies are attacking a bus full of nuns.
Using only his superior logic skills and hand to hand combat skills Kevin along with the trio of sexy strippers saved the whole world and to celebrate they had a nonstop Molly poping sex party.
Girl # 1 : omg !! Yes ... Kevin .. yeah .. oh my god I love when you do that !
Girl number two : eeeeeee yyyyyyy ooohhhh my fucking god !
Girl # 3 : gape me daddy !
Kevin : shit eating grin ... that’s right ... kiss eachother ... you don’t all have to blow me at once ! Oh ladies ! Oh ... ohhhhhh ...
In unison everyone : splooge !
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A gay man who keeps saying he isn't gay
Guy: Dude you're gay
Kevin: Am not!
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Kevin is a name usually given to a male. Kevin is a name that originated in 15th century Ireland in a form of old Irish slang. Kevin was spelled K'evvie en in the old Irish language but pronounced similarly but in a slightly different accentuation on the second syllable of "vin". It used to be used as a slang for nice king gentle and handsome and eventually the name kevin became to mean gentle and handsome. Kevin ha now become a widely used popular name all over the world. They usually have 12 pack abs and a 8 inch uncut. They are really strong and smart and great at sex and head. The name kevin can also be used in Ireland to say something is gentle like the wind or a motherly caress. The name kevin Gaines popularity around the 1970s and has maintained popularity with minimal fluctuations in popularity. Every year about 500,000,000 babies are named Kevin. The name dates back to a long time ago when people still wrote mail and sent them by boat or horse or foot. Be proud of tht heritage.
Kevin is an amazing person I love him and would love to ride him all night long till I'm walking side to side. Oooops I'm wet just thinking about that.
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Usually falls for girls named Katie or Sammy. Most Kevin’s are y’all which makes for great cuddling, will protect his girl at all costs. Probably the worlds greatest boyfriend. Will show up at your house around 3 PM with food at your request. A total dork. Will make you laugh 25/8
Girl1- I want a kevin
Girl2- sorry Kevin and I are already talking
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An idiot that likes to play with trash and has a small dick.
Fred: "Hey Kevin, what game should we play?"
Kevin: "Let's play Call of Duty."
Fred:"Wow, I didn't know you liked trash, lemme guess, you have a small dick, too?"
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