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Title of the fabled Asmongold.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.
Tailor (on the marketplace): I am here before the Bald King arrives.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.
An abnormally large male that is often referred to as a pedophile and talk about fucking little kids all the time. He likes to take it in the ass and is very pleasured by it.
That guy is such a Nolan King
Like, Really, NOLAN KING
The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.
How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.
The embodiment of a true boba addiction. They say the tea itself flows through his veins.
Kevin is such a Boba King; the man is so bobaesic.
A sexy nigga who is not from 63rd and has four plus three, three plus two bodies on his count.
LIL DURK: Aye Von aint you turning 63 today?
KING VON: No
LIL DURK: But aint this yo 63rd birthday?
KING VON: BITCH WE NOT FROM 63RD!!!!
LIL DURK: OK OK CHILL
Lilly King is an amazing American swimmer who broke many records in the 2016 Olympic Games and fina world championships. She also got 4 American records recently in the ISL championships. She is a strong, beautiful, hard worker and is underrated. She is also, my idol.
Hey! Who’s Lilly king?
Oh! She’s an American swimmer with many gold medals and American records!