When a man named Ethan falls in love with a woman named Emilia, his love transforms into the Emilia kink. This type of fetish surrounds the idea of him being her babyboy, and Emilia then becomes his mommy. This kink also involves BDSM female-to-male, lactation kink, public sex and sexting.
Emilia is my beloved, I have an Emilia kink.
a kink that you want to have sex with sofas.
Woah emeli, your sofa kink has gotten worse
Someone who gets turned on by getting choked during/before/after sex
Woah David, better watch out when strangling CJ cause they have a choking kink!
The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.
When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.
a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli
guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer
guy 2: duh, well you are what you are
I’m in kinks is another way of saying I’m in tears, from laughing too hard at something, or laughing uncontrollably, commonly used in the north of England
I’m in kinks at that video you sent me last night
Wanting to incorporate chess themed ideas into sex
Joe told Rebecca his chess kink of wanting her to yell out position openings and finish saying checkmate! She said “you’re a nerd and show me how to fork the queen with the knight”