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Getting ready to sex up your girl by putting your hands on her ass and letting her take out a knife and slowly chop off your penis while you scream in satisfaction. After this first step you cut your still warm dick in half and run outside ass-naked with the half dick in your mouth until someone calls the swat and they come and taze you until you can feel the electricity travel through your chewed up cut in half dick. They seize your partner and have to put her down to remove the dick. Plan ahead to perform the kyle so you know not to shave so the cops have to touch your blanket like legs.
Prisoner 1: "How did you get the slammer?"
Prisoner 2: "I hard-core Kyled with my girlfriend"
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That one douche bag who you just want to punch in the fucking face when you see them.
Person 1: Ughhh, I have to be lab partners with Kyle this semester
Person 2: I fucking hate that guy
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Kyle aka PasteEaster on habbohotel.com is nothing but a straight up pimp like Steve, his master.. also known as -Konvict on habbohotel.com
"lookit that mang tryna pull a kyle"
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That one kid in class that thinks he is funny
He is the most annoying little shit you'll ever know
Kyle: "Hey, dude Hey, Dude Hey Dude!"
Random nigga: "SHUT YOUR HEADASS UP"
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A retarded young lad who likes it up the ass, axe body spray and chugging monsters all night long. Kyle's are also very over the top and annoying. They also usually treat women like shit and hate there fathers
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a fag ass bro, who rides motocross. he always says he is faster then one of his friends , because he is compensating for his dick size. he drives a tractor and loves him some red heads. he is a fuck boy and has ASSBURGERS!
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having been sexually assaulted by the general region of the testicles of an ilgenfritz
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