long lad

The long lad is best described as a big gangly streak of misery.Someone fond of super splits that looks the image of the star of Wallace and Gromit, Victor Quarermaine,he generally would lack an ability to play golf and indeed rugby

The long lad couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo

phat lad

A common greeting amongst people that think they are hard as nails.

S’up Phat Lad

Lads Holiday

When a group of friends go abroad and get pissed every night, causing mayhem.

Yeah we are going on a lads holiday to magaloof

Aims lad

A 5’2 hated guy with a love for causing arguments and chicken nuggets.

Oh wait, be careful there is aims lad over there.

Lads points

A game where a group of boys gain points for sex,

1 points for normal sex.
2 points for getting oral sex,
3 points for anal.

Bob: "Think im winnin at lads points now, I got anal last night, and head from this chick!!! 5 points!!!!! I got 27 now!"

Jack: "ahh your still beatin me!"

my aul lad

Irish Slang for my Father

I'll go talk to my aul lad to see what the story is

Amaaazan lad

It’s just amaaaazan lad innit

“How was ur day?”
Answer:”it was amaaazan lad”