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An individual who is against oppression but believes the private sector and big business should be oppressed. One who does not understand that the private sector pays taxes and creates jobs. An individual who believes holding hands and peacefull existence will provide a model example to all mankind; and in doing so every culture and society will embrace a dove and release it in unity. This action will lead to flowers in the hair and the abolition of the oil industry. Which in turn will change humanity from ambitious to a stagnate homeostasis. This individual will give no concern to socioeconomics but will embrace the idea that group sharing provides everything. An individual that does not fully understand the essence of cause and effect. An individual whose intellect is "below par". An outright hypocrite. One who denies reality. One who lives in fairytale land. Any individual who believes humanity in its current form can work together as a peacefull whole without laws and war. One who does not believe in organized government (the man), but believes the government should provide for everyone.
A Liberal Hippy drives their car around town to distribute flyers that say "Stop driving cars". A Liberal Hippy fights for peace. A Liberal Hippy doesn't understand why executives should earn more money than a grocery attendant. Liberal Hippies don't embrace the idea of payment for work. Liberal Hippies deny the razor and deodorant. Liberal hippies believe the government should take care of everyone. Liberal Hippies believe "Obama gonna pay my bills".
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Look at those flaming liberals on TV all they do is whine.
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A person who passes him/herself off as a liberal or becomes a card-carrying Democrat strictly for the perceived fringe benefits.
At the risk of being revealed as a lipstick liberal, Steve gave an exaggerated nod of concurrence when the senior partner quoted Michael Moore.
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A fictional television show or film which enables liberals to fantasize that they are in power.
The West Wing is totally liberal porn; that's why I love it so much.
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Liberal Canadians exist primarily in Eastern Canada, where there are no jobs. This however is not always the case. Some of the smarter Liberal Canadians have packed up and moved West in recent years in hopes of changing the hearts and minds of Conservative Western Canadians. These attempts have proved futile at best.
Liberal Canadians also feel the need to hold small protests about generally irrelevant things. Some of the issues Liberal Canadians feel the need to protest include, but are not limited to: helping the homeless, police beatings, perceived racism, big business, energy supplies and global wars. Liberal Canadians like to sit on theirs hands and collect welfare and take little or no personal responsibility for their own lives. They generally speaking like to bitch and moan about allot of things, but offer nothing in the way of real world, workable solutions.
Liberal Canadians can be found anywhere Socialist, "I know better then you" types are found, primarily in sub-standard coffee houses. If a Liberal Canadian is spotted in your area, there are a few things you can do to refute their big government polices. First of all, buy a gun. Liberals dislike guns because they feel that becoming a victim of violent crime is a better option then trying to defend against it. Additionally, do not donate any food stuffs or currency to Liberal Canadians. Direct them to the nearest welfare office if you don't already know where it is.
Conservatives are vastly superior to Liberal Canadians
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The third largest politial pary in the UK behind the Labour Party and the Conservative Party. Created from a merger of the Liberal Party and the Social Democratic Party. Claim they're moderate, but that's a bald-faced lie. They've got 'Liberal' and 'Democrat' in their party name, for crying out loud!
I wish I wasn't a Liberal Democrat. But alas, that's the best I can do.
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These rare people live in Austin, Texas - a bastion of liberal beliefs. Also home to the University of Texas, a notoriously liberal college.
"Haha look at that asshole in the cowboy hat, let's ridicule him" - Texan Liberal
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