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An arsenal fan who endures humiliation & ridiculous results from his club, but has a good prospect of being a great manager
Bobo lion baba's shadow striker tactics is the best in the world
Fearless person loves to play with fire just like the king of the jungle. Don’t unleash the beast feeling will be hurt.
His lion tattoos speak for him is he one those guys ?
The best Character is Timon. Period.
Human: The Lion King is the best!
Me: Yeah I love Timon!
Human: Yeah! Everyone else SUCKS, bro
When youre having sex with a girl on her period, after you ejaculate inside you pull out and wipe your dick across her forehead while you whisper "Simba"
Man, you wouldnt believe it. My girl let me give her the Lion King last night
well raping a lion you grab his cub and use your shit covered dick to make a mark on his forehead
Dude 1 i saw a lion today
dude 2 did you lion king him
dude 1 yes
A sex position, in which the Greek god Bacchus, has a threesome with a ginger female, and a buzz cut brunette male with a bald spot. The male then deepthroats a plastic lion until he eventually swallows a piece of plastic.
“Yo man, i got super drunk last night and did a casual lion!”
“Good for you, largefry, bro! I can never track down a female ginger.”