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A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.
Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!
Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.
Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.
I fucking hate John. Don’t worry I lobstered his house for you yesterday.
An Alternative word for jumpscaring someone
Mainly used when a lobster is used for the jumpscare
Me: Here is a lobster
Friend: AAAAAAAA!!!
Me: Lobstered
an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe
im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at
The act of eating the dry skin from a very red and sunburnt vagina.
"damn bro she was out on the beach all day, had to give her the ol' red lobster sand box.
a sexual act preformed at red lobster location whilst you beat your dick under the table while the waiter/waitress is getting your order and you have to cum by the end of your order
Gary have you tried the red lobster yet.
yea I did it on Tuesday with john and the others.
Red Lobster is a rich man with connections with red skin and lots of the money.
Red Lobster: hey white boy you need mooney
white boy : im all about that free mooney
Red Lobster: i got theee conections boy