Taste Log

These little delights are made from the bark of the almost-extinct, isolated Ashoka Tree (a.k.a "Taste Tree") located on the foothills of the central and eastern Himalayas. Found in Indian Food dishes, these hidden, miniature nut-like "logs” are BURSTING with an extremely woody, cedar/pine-like flavor containing up to 87 grams of "taste" per serving. Not for the taste-timid.

RacRel bit into her Chicken Tikka Masala and suddenly an unusual explosion of flavor danced erratically upon her taste buds...

RacRel - "What was that!? ...That I just bit into!??"

James - "Taste Log...Yyyyyyyeh!"

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extreme logging

When you are trying to defecate a rather large stool which is much to big for your anus.

Often includes a lot of straining and groaning. In some cases sweating occurs and can be very painful

I was on the toilet for several hours engaging in extreme logging

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Logness monster

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.

Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"

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Logged-out

Being really fucked up on xanax, ativan or any other benzodiazepine drug usually not being able to remember what happened.

I ate two bars (xanax) last night and got so Logged-out I cant remember anything!

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Log Splitter

Inserting your index finger into your rectal cavity while forcing a bowel movement

I gave her the log splitter, now my finger stinks

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cheese log

drizzling spray cheese on a penis and then gobbling it up!

OK, so last night I gave my boyfriend a cheese log!! It was full of messy creamy goodness, not to mention the protein and calcium intake.

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log jam

When having anal sex and the dick gets stuck in the ass.

Rob was giving me anal and got a total log jam... it sucked:(

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