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A mental disorder typical in women who have a loser boyfriend.
The woman will be depressed because the loser will not take her anywhere and is completely incapable of doing anything positive for her.
She will constantly whine and complain to other men about how her loser boyfriend makes her miserable but NEVER does anything about it, even if a good man is standing right next to her.
They often find reasons why they can't leave the loser and 100% of the time it's a bullshit reason, they just love to be miserable.
Chances of a woman with this mental disorder pulling out of it is about 1 in 300,000,000,000.
This mental disorder is fatal for the woman afflicted and for any man who isn't a loser that gets involved with her.
EXAMPLE:
Friend: "Yo, Early ask that girl out man, she seems like she digs you."
Early: "Nah man, Jamie has LBFS, also known as loser boyfriend syndrome.
Shes addicted to a loser who can't do anything for her.
If I want a shot I'd have to be a complete loser.
You know, treat her like shit and be a complete drain on her finances, fuck that.
I have too much self respect, too much going on for me, for her to really want me."
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Someone who resorts to applying for a job at a fast food restaurant above other jobs and fields simply because the job application entails quicker and easier employment. Not to mention being more apparent in the young eye, hence the minimal pay.
John: Hey, I heard Matty got a job at McDonalds, was that the only place who called him?
Smith: Na, it was the only job he applied for.
John: Oh...what a fast loser!
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A person who is a backwords loser is the opposite of a loser. Therefore this person is very cool, funny, and extremely handsome. One of the biggest complements you can give someone is to call them a backwords loser.
You are a backwords loser which means your amazingly cool unlike becky :)JK
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A myspace page that represents what a loser would put on his page. A stupid layout.
Hey man did you see Toms new myspace?
Ya dude its such a loser space.
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1)A person who is really stupid sounding when they say something, do something, wear something, etc.
2)Like a cheeri-o's except inedible.
People who have their boyfriend of 2 days break up with them and say they are "LIKE SO TOTALLY EMO"
They are a loser-o.
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a person who has no future, has two felony charges, has no means of trasnportation, distributes illegal drugs, someone that is with a chick with a kid by a different guy
gregory banks is a low life loser
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