Alpha Male

A masculine, physically strong, powerful, self-confident male who protects women and his family.

He wants to become an Alpha Male.

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E - Male

Nude photos of yourself ( if your male )
or
Nude male photos

...sent, recieved, downloaded or uploaded on to or from the internet

guy " did you get my E - Male ?"
girl " Oh YA! "

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CIS male

A man who supports, or is a member, of the Confederacy of Independent Systems.

Count Dooku is a white CIS male.

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sigma male

anyone who self-identifies themselves as patrick bateman or any other sigma male character probably doesn't even know what it means and just thinks the guy looks cool. however, here's a funny fact for all of you self-identified sigma males, patrick bateman is a fucking psychopath who kills people mercilessly, as far as im aware, by calling yourself a sigma male or identifying as patrick bateman, you subconsciously call yourself a psychopathic murderer :

random guy 1: oughh im such a sigma male... .
random guy 2: so you're calling yourself a psychopath, eh?
random guy 1: what? no. being sigma means being cool (insert moai emoji)
random guy 2: so disrespecting women and being a psychopathic murderer like your idol patrick bateman is cool now, is that it?
random guy 2: (silence)

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Sigma Male

A virgin who desperately tries to make himself out to be way cooler than he is.

“I am a Sigma Male.”

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homega male

1. (n) an extension of the origninal omega male. Not only does this dude squander in a group of guys, lacking the ability to lead and take the innitiative when certain situations arise... he's a straight up bitch.

2. "homega" (adj) the highest insult a heterosexual male can make to another.

1. "Ryan ain't making the decision, he's a straight up homega male!"

2. "Fuck you, you homega ass nigga!"

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male abortion

Where a man is kick in the balls so hard his testicles pop

Guy 1: "Hey why is John lying on the floor crying"
Guy 2: "Because Jessica gave him a male abortion"

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