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During the month of May, a legendary contest is held among men across the globe. You must jerk off once on day 1, twice on day 2, three times on day 3 and so on up until May 31st. You try to make it as far as you can into the month without giving up.
Dude today is day 20 of May Madness and I feel like my dick is gonna fall off.
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The Day when Karen lets you see the kids
Dad: Karen it’s may 26th you know what that means
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May 27 is get your mom a candle day!!
Here mom it’s May 27 here’s a candle
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May 2 is the day that the most Butiful,strong,loving,caring,and loves to party day of your birthday is on may 2 you are gorgeous but only if your a girl
Boy: hey your Butiful wanna go out
Girl: thank you I’m Butiful because of my birthday
Boy: when is it
Girl: on may 2
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Whoever was born on this day has a high chance of getting bitches and having a huge...
That person was definitely born on MAY 1st with the pussy hes getting.
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Theresa May is the UK's Prime Minister. She purposefully fucked up the Tory party's chances in the run-up to the General Election 2017 so she could push through a more watered down Brexit because she is a Remainer and has never wanted us to leave. She is thinking about her career post-PM when she will doubtless join the massive EU gravy train. I believe her to be a dreadful woman. The UK will never leave the EU.
Theresa May is a useless politician and an appalling human being.
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