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I'll meet you in the air

When someone threatens to beat you up or get in a fight with you. Meaning, you're ready when they are and will "meet you in the air".

Charles - You don't even need to tell me you're ready to fight, i'll meet you in the air

by Kittyt2 October 16, 2017


Zoom meet

To meet for a video teleconference in the application "Zoom."

Which version is best, "Jessica and I will zoom meet in 1.5 hours," or "I will zoom meet Jessica in 1.5 hours"?

by but for April 2, 2021


your meet

when you are getting made fun of by yourself so you say ‘your meet’ - so another way of referring to yourself

me: whose gonna make fun of you? your meet???
keira’: no but someone will :(

by gajabooxx May 30, 2020


Department Meeting

An orgy, at which someone is elected as "company secretary" in order to take "minutes".

This involves collecting the semen of of all participants into a receptacle. The last person to add to the receptacle is made to drink it.

From an interview with Sting, 2002:

"I was in Wales doing an in store signing. I decided to call my mate Rhys Ifans and get him to join me to be a translator. During a lull in the event Rhys asked me if I wanted to go to a Department Meeting with him, explaining it was a "really special sex get together". Trudy and I are always up for new things sexually so I agreed.
At the meeting Rhys was acting as company secretary. I famously last for up to eight hours so after a time Rhys presented me with half a pint of ejaculate to drink. I would have fled but someone had the keys to my helicopter. I thought about calling The Police but we were not really on speaking terms back then, so down the hatch it went.
Anyway, that's why Rhys and I fell out."

by googabooga October 8, 2022


Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.

Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.

by phantom pooper 2011 April 6, 2011


brain meeting

when guys go into a room and have a deep talk with their balls out. no dicks though or that would be gay

she broke my heart, brain meeting in my room in 10

by djroastbeef February 14, 2021


apple and meet

Stiking yo meet in an apple and putting it up his/her ass and the apple fall off in the ass

We should apple and meet

by Bob_man666 April 4, 2018