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Bending over and pulling ones pants down, exposing the anus and showing viewers "The Mexican Sunset"
Teddy and I totally showed that dick a Mexican Sunset last night.
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Post female defecation, her sexual partner sticks his erect falus betwixt her unwiped butt cheeks, but not into her orphus, and thrusts vigorously.
Coleman could not get the stank off his dick after Alice gave him a greasy mexican mudflap.
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The act of inserting and removing a tequila bottle or like-sized object into a person's rectal orifice while the person is upside-down vertically. The puckering of the anal walls and surrounding flesh upon extrication forms what is termed as the "Mexican Rose"
"Hey, you have a tequila bottle? I would love to get a Mexican Rose please!"
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The act of taking a dump and ejaculating at the same time. This can happen with a female partner or if one is lonely enough to try it themselves.
I heard Johnny got that bitch to say yes to a Wet Mexican!
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Half-brothers or half-sisters born less than nine months apart. Usually caused by a father having an affair while his wife is pregnant
Maria: My cousin and I spent the evening looking through face book at people with the same last names and we found out I had a Mexican Twin in Pico Rivera.
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This takes place when you are enjoying felatio from your lover on the 2nd story or higher in a building. You pull out at money time, and fire a frozen rope of dick snot into her face, temporarily blinding her. At this time, your partner would be further incapacitated, so you could utilize this opportunity to smash a taco in her face, either hard or soft shell. (soft shell is suggested for long term relationships, hard shell for one-nighters). At that time, you inform her you'll walk her to the bathroom to clean up, at which point you throw her down the stairs and yell "Avalanche Amigos!!!"
Beatrice was being a bit of a pain in the butt yesterday, so after we came home from the bar and taco bell, I gave her a Mexican Avalanche. She should be back at work by next Thursday.
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after a night of heavy drinking, eating, etc., the act of waking up the next morning and taking the most violent, earth-shattering dump, in which it sprays the walls of the crapper with the powerful force of a fire hose!!!
"oh man, i must have had like fifteen heinekens last night before we got those chili cheese dogs....uh-oh...i'll be right back...."
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