Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.
OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.
These ho’s actin up. We need some of that straight Trace midget pimpin!
A company that employees midgets during the seaons that they are not employed as elves. The midgets help people with disabilities which makes them letgit midgets and helps them make money.
"Yo I paid that midget to help me walk across the street! That midget is too legit!"
or
"You got a too legit midget?!"
Made famous by the Covino and Rich show
is a greasy fat lonely heroin junkie, who thinks chat is real life, his social life is chat, begging anyone to call him, he tries so hard to fit in and be liked. he thinks everyone in chat is his family.
hi..i'm midget chuck i invented the iphone... midget chuck is a chat bum heroin junkie.. hi..i'm midget chuck will you be my friend?
A midget That likes to watch midget porn
Damn Look at it its watching midget porn!
Tonya look at tat short midget its watching porn!
The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.