Random
Source Code
Random
1. n. Another euphemism for penis.
2. The best movie title since 'Snakes on a Plane', staring Vinny Jones. Holds the record for most people brutally murdered in front of a masturbating audience.
"Hey baby, you wanna take a ride on the midnight meat train?"
Jon: "I'm really confused about my sexuality."
Jack: "What gives?"
Jon: "I beat it to 'Midnight Meat Train' last week, and now I can't orgasm without seeing blood."
Jack: "You're a sick man."
14👍 17👎
when your copulating with a dead hooker in the anus, then pick up the dead hooker and shake out all of her fecal matter over yourself(fecal matter falls out when you die). The act is most enjoyable at midnight.
I did the midnight shake down on the dead hooker i picked up in the dumpster behind mcdonalds last night.
14👍 17👎
This is when multiple guys stretch out their sacs as far as they can over a girls head. So what it eventually looks like is a skin blanket covering her. She wont be able to see anything giving it the midnight effect.
My buddies and I got together one time midnight blanket party-"ied" this one girl and the problem is only one guy is getting his sac licked.
25👍 37👎
Noun. The act of waking up in the middle of the night to have buttsex.
Similar to and derived from the phrase "midnight snack," which is food eaten late at night. However, reverse midnight snacks go into the area where normal midnight snacks leave.
Jenna: Sometimes, I just get in the mood at really bad times.
Joe: I know what you mean... I woke up in the middle of the night and was just so horny. Luckily, Dan was there to give me a reverse midnight snack.
Jenna: I'll try that out! I've heard that it hurts but it's still worth the pain.
When a sista from another mista has a cameltoe, this is the secret girl code to use if you want to let her know.
Jessica: "OMG, Andrea, the camel flies at midnight!"
Andrea: "EEEK, thanks! I'll fix it."
Jessica: "Always got your back, gurlfrand."
Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"
Its the doomsday clock
what is the doomsday clock at?
100 seconds to midnight