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when your copulating with a dead hooker in the anus, then pick up the dead hooker and shake out all of her fecal matter over yourself(fecal matter falls out when you die). The act is most enjoyable at midnight.
I did the midnight shake down on the dead hooker i picked up in the dumpster behind mcdonalds last night.
This is when multiple guys stretch out their sacs as far as they can over a girls head. So what it eventually looks like is a skin blanket covering her. She wont be able to see anything giving it the midnight effect.
My buddies and I got together one time midnight blanket party-"ied" this one girl and the problem is only one guy is getting his sac licked.
Noun. The act of waking up in the middle of the night to have buttsex.
Similar to and derived from the phrase "midnight snack," which is food eaten late at night. However, reverse midnight snacks go into the area where normal midnight snacks leave.
Jenna: Sometimes, I just get in the mood at really bad times.
Joe: I know what you mean... I woke up in the middle of the night and was just so horny. Luckily, Dan was there to give me a reverse midnight snack.
Jenna: I'll try that out! I've heard that it hurts but it's still worth the pain.
When a sista from another mista has a cameltoe, this is the secret girl code to use if you want to let her know.
Jessica: "OMG, Andrea, the camel flies at midnight!"
Andrea: "EEEK, thanks! I'll fix it."
Jessica: "Always got your back, gurlfrand."
Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"
Its the doomsday clock
what is the doomsday clock at?
100 seconds to midnight
(Past tense)
Someone who parties extremely hard friday and saturday
nights untill early hours of the morning, and wakes up at noon or later the next day.
Friend 1: "Dude! what happened to jim?! did someone hit him with a bottle?"
Friend 2: "Yea, last night he was a real Midnight Man."