Shitty shit that fucking fucks. Ads are fake, by the -69420 IQ guy with AI voiceover "you cant beat level 3" or "if you beat level 5 you are officially smarter than Albert Einstein" and then when you play the ad, you get redirected to the store page. Reason why I play Antimatter Dimensions on my laptop or Minecraft Story Mode/Zelda BOTW on Switch. Fuck mobile games.
Person 1: Bro is he playing mobile games?
Person 2: Yeah, what an idiot.
Person 1: I'm playing Geometry Dash rn
Person 2: Bro there's some dog shit on the fucking road!!
Person 1: AH FUCK
Person 3: Dude i hate those fucking ads but cant buy good games :(
Person 2: Watcha doing?
Person 3:Watching gen alpha peeps play mobile games. Idiots.
When someone is driving (and on his/her cell phone) and starts to merge into your lane without noticing.
That asshole almost sideswiped me with a mobile merge.
When idiots let their pet cats live illegally inside their vehicle and all you smell is ammonia and cat shit.
"Aw hell no . I'm not getting in that catshit mobile bro."
type of houses that usually get tossed 2 miles/pancaked whenever a tornado higher than an EF3 hits it
1: “where’d the mobile home go”
2: “EF4 destroyed it”
1: “fuck”
A car full of prostitutes ready for it.
I drive a Clit Mobile
this word is used for people with trash internet reaching from a mile away this word was used in juke - football fusion streams alot and now has envolved into the world used mobile reach now and mobile has 60 fps why pc players get more so mobile its alot more laggier
bro he takled me in football fusion he got mobile reach
bro i went through him i got mobile reach
bro fix your wifi you got mobile reach
The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark.
Joe : So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.
Lucas ( scoffs ) : Lord knows Ithat Trump deserved it.