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The day that you get to beat up a VSCO girl and hug an e-girl if possible. E-girls might not hug you back.
Hey Erica it’s Monday! Let’s go hug Jenna but let’s be carefull!
AHH!!!!!!!!!!! SATAN RUN!!!!!!!!!! no im just monday give me dat ass
A day where anything and everything bad will happen. Tsunamis will take place. Volcanoes will erupt. Aliens will abduct babies. Your boss will fire you (for no apparent reason).
"My five-year girlfriend broke up with me."
"Damn, man, I'm sorry. When?"
"Monday."
"Of course."
Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.
Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!
Other friend: Why?
Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!
The day you are not allowed to be broken up with on.
Boy: I'm breaking up with you
Girl: You can't it's a Monday