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Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.
Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!
Other friend: Why?
Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!
The day you are not allowed to be broken up with on.
Boy: I'm breaking up with you
Girl: You can't it's a Monday
Monday is one seventh of your life. Monday is the most disliked day of the week, because kids have to go to school and most adults have to go to work. The weather is often dreary, the amount of work is unbearable and it puts you in a bad mood. On the bright side, it is the day that brings you closer to the next weekend.
-Sunday Night-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-
A day in the week.
Also known as the worst day in the whole week.
Mike: I have to go back to work on Monday.
Adam: fucking hell, that sucks.
left
Me
Broken= Tuesday I was through with hoping Monday
Slap every guys ass and say dump truck.
On Monday U see a random guy. "Slaps ass" you say u got that dump truck.