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The area of skin between and man's balls and asshole
I've got a real itch on my monks veranda today, need to find somewhere out of teh way to give it a good scratch
The "Monke Month" is a months usually between April and July in which Djungelskog decides, it's a time of worshipping and giving thanks to the monkes that we love and give us memes
It is Monke Months!
The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.
Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!
Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!
A scrappy little Savage skater, usually riding a wood with a Dickfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.
"Bro, Gurgling Monk's got that trick down!"
"Kinda like when he Feltched mountain dew out of that sexy bitches ass."
The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming
“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”
Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok