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A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.
Will ask for nudes.
Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Garrett and Theo are both Mormon Fuckbois.
An erection for the anus before marriage and for every orifice after.
Brad: I got that Mormon Boner.
Thad: You two aren’t married. Better get Becky some Depends.
During a Mormon Soak, 7 elders shake the bed for 7 minutes.
I got pregnant from my Mormon Jacuzzi.
"Hey Valen, lets get some Mormon Chicken Burgers!" exclaimed Daniel
a person of asian descent that is dressed in a fashionable manor
Kids, look at all of the chinese mormons over there!
a term used to describe someone of oriental dissent dressed in formal attire
Kids, look at all of the Chinese Mormons over there!
Mormons worship sea lions as gods, so trying to make themselves closer to god's image, a male Mormon will marry about 30 people at the same time.
The Mormon harem didn't have any guys or midgets in it, you would think that to a guy that tried to fuck as many people as Wilt Chamberlain, marrying just females would get old after about the 27th or 28th wife, but not for him.