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We all know a cougar is a hot older woman who goes after younger men.
A mountain lion is an older woman with the same tastes, but hideously ugly.
The name derives itself from a pun. See example below.
That woman isn't a cougar! She's a mountain lion, as in, "If you said you'd be mountin' that, you'd be lyin'!"
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A screwed up movie that makes John Wayne cry at night!
I watched Brokeback Mountain and realized that the world is going down the crapper.
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v. to become a homosexual
v. to "come on" to a member of the opposite sex
Hey man, don't go all Brokeback Mountain on me!
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Mountain biking is a form of Sadomasochism akin to self-flagellation made publicly acceptable by claiming it is healthy
Mountain biking has knackered my knees but I feel so much better for it
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A prostitute who will go to any means to acheive extreme prostitution, as in the limits of the mountain.
Your girlfriend is such a mountain whore.
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Like a cougar, only older & with chin hair. They typically try to dress trendy, get with young cabana boy type guys, have ginormous acrylic nails, processed hair, and liver spots. May or may not be a sugar mama, depending on the wealth (or lack thereof) her first (and/or 2nd-3rd-4th) husband had.
If not wealthy, Mountain Goats can often be found residing in trailer parks, with at least on piece of Dolly Parton paraphernalia.
Christena: "whoah, did you see the gold splattered jeggings that Mountain Goat is wearing in an effort to appear relevant & get that dude's attention who's in his early 20's?"
Johnny: "for reals. It's disturbing; she smells like generic Elizebeth Taylor White Diamonds perfume, stale menthols & used cat litter..."
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"Omg I looked down her shirt and all I saw was mountain dew"
"Ew gross, she got mountain dew all down her shirt"
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