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A vagina during menstruation. Failure by a women to inform the person performing cunnilingus that she is on her period.
"Charles forgot our anniversary Veronica, I taught him a lesson by treating him to a 'Blood Muffin' he won't forget that I can tell you."
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thy butt hath overflowith thine tiny pants
"mom's muffin top makes her skinny jeans look like fatty jeans"
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An insult of the highest degree. It is racist, sexist, etc. Most commonly used by the popular gaming influencer BadBoyHalo (BBH) who avoids using any swear words other than the word being described.
BBH: skeppy, you muffin head!
Skeppy: ...
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a muffin that let itself get eaten by everyone
man at least 15 people have had a bite of that slut muffin
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Someone from a wealthy middle class family, or live in a city suburb and wear all the latest thug fashion and think they are hard, but just look ridiculous.
Hey, look at those 2 thug muffins walking down the street, they think they're bangers!
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A polite slang term used to mean passing gas or farting. Less well-known and used to confuse people.
When someone asks you 'How are you doing'? You reply, 'Oh, I'm just cuttin muffins'.
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A double chocolate chip muffin with chopped mars bars, twix pods, chocolate pieces, and smarties. It may also contain kit-kat's mars pods, and other additives of the chocolate variety.
"Man, this muffin is so good, is practically orgasmic!
Yeah! i know, i think we should call it an orgasm muffin!"
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