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Someone from a wealthy middle class family, or live in a city suburb and wear all the latest thug fashion and think they are hard, but just look ridiculous.
Hey, look at those 2 thug muffins walking down the street, they think they're bangers!
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A polite slang term used to mean passing gas or farting. Less well-known and used to confuse people.
When someone asks you 'How are you doing'? You reply, 'Oh, I'm just cuttin muffins'.
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A double chocolate chip muffin with chopped mars bars, twix pods, chocolate pieces, and smarties. It may also contain kit-kat's mars pods, and other additives of the chocolate variety.
"Man, this muffin is so good, is practically orgasmic!
Yeah! i know, i think we should call it an orgasm muffin!"
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A muffin including unstable properties which kicks fucking ass. Unfortunatley, it has side affects including paranoia, dillusion, and downright insanity. They only way you can avoid these side-affects is if you are a pothead. But this is not safe either, because hardcore muffins give potheads horrible seizures and braindamage similair to that caused by acid.
Fred: Hello Rob. Hello Kevin.
Rob: Hello Fred. Hello Kevin.
Kevin: Hardcore muffins.
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This game is usually played with 3 or more paticipants in any enviroment.
To play this game, first you must buy a muffin and hollow out the top to mid-center like a basin.
Next players "Circle jerk" into the muffin. Whoever is last to ejaculate into the muffin is the person who must eat the muffin, or they are bludgeoned by their friends.
Simply put, this game is "Last to beat it, eat it."
Did you hear about Nick downing that cum muffin? GROSS! I bet he liked it..
That Ryan kid came first, I think he's gay..
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Plowing or Piledriving a girl that is a little on the chubby side.
When she puts on jeans some fat from her waist goes over the top of the pants making her look like a "Muffin". So when you plow this girl you are hence a "Muffin Stuffer!"
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the muffin effect is used to describe the massive overhang of fat when ones jeans or pants stc are way to tight.
this look resembles the way a muffin explodes over the edge of its little paper holder.
oh my god,look at the muffin effect on that bitch! her pants look like they belong to a 12 year old with anorexia!
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