When a woman shaves her vagina but doesn’t shave her butthole and it looks like a jungle.
I was eating this woman out and she had dingleberries in her lady mullet.
Business up front but messy down the back; When an organisation does a digital transformation but only does the customer facing work and not the back end systems.
XYZ corp marketing might be bragging about their digital transformation and cloud journey but the reality is they have only gotten a digital mullet.
When the front of your Christmas tree is all decked out, and the back of the tree is completely blank.
"Party in the front, business in the back."
We let the boys decorate the Christmas tree, lo and behold, we ended up with a Tree Mullet.
A hairstyle for attending Zoom or other video calls. Your hair in the front is style while your hair in the back remains a mess.
I hope there is no reason for me to turn around on this Zoom call because if I do everyone is going to realize I am sporting my Zoom Mullet today.
A petite white twink from Rhode Island.
"did you see Cain mullet?" "Yeah he's such a twink!"
When the mullet doesn’t look like a wig or real hair just call it a mullet hat.
Man he’s got such a mullet hat.
A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.