double muffin muncher

A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.

"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."

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queef nugget muncher

someone who munches queef nuggets, or munches out chicks who don't shower.

Oh aaron's such a queef nugget muncher, he's got queef nuggets stuck in his teeth

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Delaware Dick Muncher

This sexual act requires an uncircumsized penis. While you and your parter are having intercourse, have one person, bite the foreskin off of the uncircumsized penis, and eat it.

John: Dude, last night when I was having sex with my mom, she gave me a Delaware dick muncher.

Kevin: Does that mean that you used to be uncircumsized!?

John: Yeah, but my mom just ate it.

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rainbow ass muncher

A gay man who gives rimjobs.

Momo:: "Rasheed is such a Rainbow Ass Muncher!"

Duji-chan:: "Yea, what an Ass Ninja"

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Toenail Muncher

a person that has a foot fetish, a sexual desier for feet

Tom:erm, can i lick your feet?
Lucy: Ewww! no way you dirty toenail muncher

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turtle muncher

someone who hassles someone else out on facebook even after they have been asked not to do so.

my friend thinks I'm stringing you along. My friend thinks you're a turtle muncher - I'm no turtle.

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lunch lady muncher

A douche bag who likes to munch on his school's lunch ladies.

Dude, Gabe is such a lunch lady muncher.

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