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No, no I can't.
Guy 1: Can you hear me now?
Guy 2: No, no I can't.
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A phrase common used by sustainable individuals with a healthy, wealthy life.
Friend: Bro my dog died
You: Are you serious right now bro
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Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
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The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.
1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#
2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!
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Gone too far, cross over the line, exceed moral norms.
After deliberately eating the last Ho Ho when Bill's roomate, Chuck, expressly forbade him to, Chuck responded, " Now you've gone and spanked the monkey".
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1) A sentence repeated many times in Nine Inch Nails’ 1994 masterpiece The Downward Spiral that has appeared in later works such as We’re In This Together, Sunspots and La Mer.
2) What people often say when they feel really powerful and unstoppable
Nothing can stop me now
‘Cause I don’t care
Anymore
A rare occurrence of a living creature changing its eye color (only the left one) to blue or putting a blue object in front of their eye.
The meme is popular thanks to its simplicity: the "Sans" NPC in the game of "Undertale" can change one of his eyeballs to become blue.
"Ayo bruh why your eye blue???"
"I am now sans undertale"
"Haha funny joke now let's go visit the hospital bro..."