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National Penis day

A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good

Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day

by user194828 February 10, 2020


National Takara Day

The National Takara Day is a celebration of the popular outfit Takara from the hit game Fortnite and it happens every year on May 31st.

"happy National Takara Day!" "Wow, I can't believe that today is National Takara Day!"

by datturky July 10, 2022


National Derek Day

the day when derek appeared and pooped on my butt

National derek day is today xoxo babe!

by SlimeyCreative October 11, 2021


National Whalecum Day

It's the day that Gurkan Senpapi is 3 years older than Julia Mommy.

"Happy national whalecum day, Gurkan Senpapi"
"Happy national whalecum day, Julia Mommy"

by Gurkan Senpapi October 1, 2021


national funny day

thursday

yes every thursday is national funny day

thursday is national funny day

by Chemix December 12, 2022


National Crackhead Day

This day, October 26, is a day to support all your crackhead friends and shower them with gag gifts. Join in on their crackhead energy. Most people born on this day are considered crackhead.

Olivia : It's National Crackhead Day
Maddie : It's your time to shine
Olivia : Let's be crackheads together

by Crackh34d October 27, 2019


National Cockwarming Day

Its on September 18th

Person 1: omg its national cockwarming day!

by darkypooo September 18, 2022

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