*manning conspiracy
i find it very convinient that for the second year in a row, a manning has beaten the patriots and we all know the mannings hate the patriots and how big of endorsement whores they are. hmmm...
and i'm a cowboys fan. well, there's bias against the new york giants because of that. but that's not the point.
oh, and eli still sucks you fucking morons.
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Don: For how long do I have to microwave this?
Lawrence: For a New York Minute.
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Verb.
A new way to explain to someone how badly you choked in a dire situation.
How did you miss that shot?!?" "Sorry man, I New York Giants.
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A atrocious team who blew a 31-10 lead with 7:45 left in the 4th quarter to give the NFC East title to the Eagles and can't even anticipate an onside kick
New York Giants fan: DeSean Jackson coming to return, he's going to fumble, and oh no.
Eagles fan: Oh My God!! They did it!!!
Giants fan: crying and walking away
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time it takes for derek jeter to suck off joe torree while A-Rod jack's off in the corner
steinbrunner..."Hey bernie they done down there?"...
bernie..."Yep"
steinbrunner..."Damn...that wat i call a new york minute"
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i'm from beekman new york, its about 10 miles from the shithole known as poughkeepsie. i go to a school where all the black kids act ghetto and say "whatup nigga" but live in 700,000 dollar houses. upstate is boring and is where most of the criminal activity in the state goes down. if you ever come to dutchess county stay away from poughkeepsie not because its dangerous
( except in the section 8 project developments, which strangly make up the whole city), because the hookers on main street and washington boulevard suck dick like retarded todlers. just a heads up.
kid from beekman: i'm from beekman, where are you from b'otch.
kid from po-town: i'm from poughkeepsie, word nugga that shyte's mad gangsta....wuuut
kid from beekman: thats it, i'm getting the mafia
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The worst team in football history. They havent won a friggin superbowl in like 50 years. They also suck if you use them on NFL 2k5. Those losers they suck!
the new york giants are the worst team ever to hit the face of the earth.
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