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Most applicable to being in a relationship you don’t wanna be in, you’re stuck and you can’t get out either because you are afraid of being alone or because you don’t wanna hurt the person, the pain of it is continuous no matter how many pleasures occur and how happy you pretend you are
Taste the love the lucifers magic that made you numb, the passion and the pain are one you’re sleeping in the fire
The sleep that occurs after your alarm goes off. You must get out of bed for no more then 2 seconds and then return to your slumber knowing that you will be late for something.
This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.
your boss: where were you this morning tom?
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.
your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.
The feeling of having such a good sleep so you compare it to eating great food (noms).
George: Guess what
Kenzie: What?
George: I just had some sleep noms
Kenzie: That sounds gay man
George: Yeah I know :(
A person who has or is coaxed into having oral sex with a male, while they’re asleep. As the member is placed at various speeds to the esophagus of the slumbering special someone, the sound it would make is extremely similar to the spelling “WAULK WAULK WAULK WAULK”. And you could have a T shirt for them when they woke up that said “please do not awake if sleepwaulking”, because you’re a good person and a giver.
Bro 1: Hey, Stacy’s coming over to spend the night.
Bro 2: Oh sweet you’re getting your dick sucked
Bro 1: How do you know that would happen.
Bro 2: Cause she’s a sleep waulker
To enter a deep restful sleep that leaves you feeling rejuvenated in the morning.
Friend A: "Sleep strong, my friend."
Friend B: "You as well."
The sleepy feeling you experience after eating a meal.
'I just ate lunch and now i have eat sleeps'
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When you have an amazing workout at the gym and sleep straight after and that sleep feels like you're floating on clouds
Yo smith im about to have a mad cloud sleep after this session