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When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.
After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.
Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.
Unshaven vagina
She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.
A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.
I love Andy Samberg but I wish he'd get a proper beard or get rid of his douche beard
When you try to type key board but your fingers are retarded.
My key beard is broken
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now
The act of carefully packing ones excessively long facial hair into ones anus.
I did not eat that strippers ass. What you were smelling is just some light beard packing.
the hair aroung someones sphincta(but hole)
E.g errr look at that chicks ring beard
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A fleshy, saggy, pouch-like formation under the chin caused by overconsumption of highly processed, fructose-laden snack foods. A fructose beard obscures the natural jawline and renders the victim's face shapeless and lacking in definition.
Honey Boo-Boo's mom is sporting a serious fructose beard.