fuck you i won't do what you tell me

a phrase in the song killing in the name by rage against the machine one of the most awesomest hard awesome erect bands in the universe. it's said 16 times and in the music vid the lead says it to a bouncer or a cop or a security dude like a bajillion times and then he calms down.

it's a seriously hardcore phrase, and most punk rocker peeps use the phrase every second of their life. practically.

also it's what you say when your teacher tells you to do something, or if you girlfriend suggests that you stop touching her cheek.

1)

Mom: Hey, Caleb, take out the trash!
Caleb: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Mom: Umm... okay....

2)
Jacob: Excuse me, but would you mind closing your legs Shawn Johnson That smell of tuna is really getting to me.
Shawn Johnson: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!"
Jacob: What the hell are you talking about? I just asked you to close your legs!

3)
Jason: Hey Erin you're hawttt
Erin: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Jason: That just makes perfect sense, anyway, i'm gonna touch your cheek.

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you fucking donkey

Gordon Ramsay's 2nd favourite thing to say after "It's fucking raw"

"You fucking donkey" - Gordon Ramsay (the first class cunt)

Are you fucking with me

It's like are you kidding me, but more extreme

Lauren is walking and steps in dog shit and yells are you fucking with me

you fucking faggot

A good general purpose insult to have ready on hand anytime someone pisses you off.

Wha'd you say you fucking faggot?
OUTSIDE!! You fucking faggot!
YOU fucking faggot

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Are you fucking serious?

when someone does or says something so stupid and unbelievable that you just can't think of a better answer

Man: *buys 3 toilet paper*
Cashier: "Alright, that will be 45$"
Man: "Are you fucking serious?"

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you fucked up

Response to someone's inability to perform an action with competence. Usually stated in a disappointed tone.

John attempted to light his cigarette while it was in his mouth but it fell to the floor. Steve was quick to berate him with the words "You fucked up."

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you fucking doughnut

One of the best insults coming out of Gordon Ramsay’s mouth, one of the most destructive ways to end people’s lives and careers as they would end up having a heart attack or like a brain damage.

Patrick: hey fam, did you bring the assignment’s copies?
George: oh for fucks sake, I forgot it mate
Patrick: you fUcking dOughnUt, absolutely useless you are