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Jesse McCartney

an ugly blonde haired idiot who can't sing and has no talent once so ever and who has 12 year old girls going crazy.

girl 1: omg jesse mccartney is just so hawt omg!
girl2: no he's no u are obviously blind u stupid idiot.

by blue_orchid August 7, 2006

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Jess Greaves

Likes to stick saucy lettuce to her clothes and will bite you if you don’t give her enough attention.

Jess Greaves likes rusty spoons.

by shreksthridnipple March 29, 2023


The jumping jesse

The act of jumping on a pogo stick nude while shitting.

Great...."The jumping Jesse" left stains on the rug.

by poon tube and the other hand. August 27, 2019


jesse is right

Jess is always right no matter what

Jesse is right, Sam is not

by Ehhdhshehsysgw February 26, 2019


jess jeffery

Jess Jeffery is a talented athlete who is good at all sports, as well as being an amazingly likeable person. This may be due to her commendable modesty in light of her many achievements or maybe down to her un-assumed beauty - she is a real stunner! As she is so GORGE-OUS she will undoubtably grow up to be very successful and admired by all that are lucky enough to meet her.

"Oh my god, I WISH I was Jess Jeffery!"

by uknowwhoiamxoxo October 7, 2014


Taswell Jesse

A freak of nature whom abuses what he has and ends up with nothing after his what are of thinking on being cool

You Be such a Taswell Jesse

by ChizzMaster August 8, 2015


Jesse Jackson

The alias used by Jesse Pinkman when he was applying to rent a house in Breaking Bad Season 2 episode 5: Breakage.

"Just sign your name, which is what by the way?" "Jesse. Jesse Jackson".

by ThotDaddy69420 June 5, 2022