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An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe
Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!
Enlighten me, remove darkness, confusion or bail me out!
Hush: I am stuck and unable to make up my mind about the color. Someone mohinder please!
Salesgirl: Pick the red one, I will mohinder you!
Hush: Ta.
When there is too much confusion, contradiction and contention, then to remove darkness and bring clarity, one can invoke some help.... Mohinder please!!
Hush:OMG! All scarves look cool. Which one should I pick? Mohinder please!
Salesgirl: Roger, Mohinder please!
A funny way of requesting moderators to ban someone.
He's being annoying. mods, kill him with rocks please!
When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table
Amanda’s song (OKAYCAVE). Literally owns the rights to the song. There’s nothing more to it
Have you heard the song please stand by by chase atlantic?
Yeah that’s AMANDAs song. You know OKAYCAVE on twitter