your mom in a can

apparently it's some sort of insult... i don't really know how but I guess it could be.

PERSON ONE: HAHA! THAT DRESS LOOKS SO UGLY ON YOUR MOM!
PERSON TWO: OH YOU KNOW WHAT! YOUR MOM IN A CAN ROASTED
PERSON ONE: *GASP*
PERSON TWO: GEYYYY!!!

PERSON ONE: *DIES*

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Where your mom?!

Awkward question asked by Wanda's neighbor-aka "The lady with the TATTOOED EYEBROWS"; question asked by a FOB; other phrases may be: What your name? & Where you go?; sometimes i wonder why she doesnt just ask in cantonese, her native language... it's easier that way; the ONLY thing she can say(besides-what your name? & where you go?).

Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?
Son: I thought you named me! You should know.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?!
Son: oh... i forgot thats the only thing you can say.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?! (Hi son.)
Son: Hi mom.

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Your moms house

The best comeback to ever exist. Nothing will be Your moms house. NOTHING

Friend: what’s the weather
Me: Your moms house

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your mom sus

your mom is sus af
She is an imposter

Him:"Your mom sus"
Me:cries
Me:"GO SUCK YOUR MOMS ASS"

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your mom gay

this is how to completly destroy anyone.

Guy 69420: hi

Guy 2: your mom gay
Guy 69420: (gets deleted from existince)

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Your mom gay

A witty comeback with such magnitude that when applied to some unsuspecting noob they can do nothing except melt or disintegrate like the Nazis at the end if Indiana Jones.
Can occasionally be countered by a veciforous "no u."

Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot.

Kevin: hey man that's not cool
Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math
Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!!
Craig: NO UUUUU!!!!!
Kevin: hdjeofjsvsifeknendkrkfndbsksnfn

Alternate universe:

Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot.

Kevin: hey man that's not cool
Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math
Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!!
Craig: beiaofjrbskdbjdksksbuebsmsh

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Your mom gay

The ultimate insult in which you will catch the big gae if you do not retaliate quickly with a "no u." If you happen to catch the big gae you could spontaneity combust and you will go directly to hell.

Also, your family will take your virginity

So please do remember to retaliate with "no u" if ever told that your mom gay or else your family could eat your penis

Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 3: Both u mom gay
Person 1 and 2: *Parents suck penis* *God throws them through stair way tioheaven directly to hell* *Dies*

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