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snap a carrot

Masturbation. The act of jacking off...

Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot

by betsyrees910 May 8, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snap Dragon

snap dragon is the name for your penis when it is tucked into your waistband vertically and the head (or more) hangs out like some sort of dragon.

I was the only one home when i got up this morning, so i got ready for school in my boxers with my snap dragon.

by therealXIII September 7, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snap Back

The most useless creation known to man. The brim is too small to protect you from the Sun and a lot people wear it backwards therefore rendering it completely useless. The Snap Back is commonly associated with pussies,swag fags, and wannabe Gangstas. Snap Back wearers are kids who think they are cool for wearing tight skinny jeans, ugly sweaters or t-shirts that say YOLO SWAG or OBEY and overly bright ugly shoes that match with their Snap Backs as well as being completely pathetic losers who are overly sensitive and soft. Snap Backs come in many stupid designs, some have the words "OBEY" on them, a retarded logo that swag fags have adopted, other snap backs have college or sports teams on them usually worn by posers and douche bags who have no affiliation with the college nor are going there and for the one's who wear the sports themed snap backs they aren't even fans of the team and just wear it to look cool when in the reality they look like massive a chode.

Snap backs have a hideous characteristic look, the brim is incompetently stupid. It is completely straight and looks ridiculously inept, it fails to protect the eyes from the son which is what hats are designed for, it also has characteristic Velcro strap on the back that makes it look even stupider and anyone who wears it look retarded. This hat is the dumbest thing ever invented, stick to fitted hats for the love of God. And if anyone past the age of 5 wears it they should be deeply ashamed to call themselves humans.

Swag Fag: Hey whats up Bro, look at my fresh new Snap Back...
Normal Person: Why are you wearing a Georgetown University Snap Back? Your GPA is 1.0 and you are terrible at every sport.

Swag Fag: Fuck School and Sports bro, I have Swag and my Snap Back, that is all I need bro, you are a hater. SWAG BITCH
Normal Person: Please consider ending your life for the sake of the survival of the human race.

by Cracksmoker15 May 25, 2014

148๐Ÿ‘ 187๐Ÿ‘Ž


snap dragon

A vagina.

Example 1:
"Release that snap dragon"-Alex

Example 2:
"Let me see that snap dragon... A little gamy but it works."-Charlie

by blinkapril June 4, 2010

25๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gangsta Snap!

The coordination of a persons wrist and pointer finger, middle finger and thumb to creat a snapping sound.

Dave: Yo dawg check this *snap*
Bob: WHOAH DAWG, what was that?
Dave: That my brother is a Gangsta Snap.

by Cracka November 29, 2004

20๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Happy Snap

The art of taking a photograph of somebody, often a complete stranger, without their permission - preferably when that person is engaging in peculiar or unsavoury behaviour.

A derivative of the term happy slap

I just happy snapped The Queen taking a crap.

by chris_armo November 10, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


snapped by the man

getting pulled over by the police.

Check those fools, they are "getting snapped by the man".

by Jim Morr September 14, 2003

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