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Picking up a chick for sex and then dumping her right after you give her your "ghost"
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sex-on-the-first-date
"That chick I picked up last night was a hole-in-one."
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When you Hang out with a bunch of boys for a long time and in their eyes your like not a girl ur like their friend and they will never think that you are datable, and never be like 'wow shes hawt!' also be careful a lot of guyz saii this...
eww what u want me to date you?! your like a dude, dude!
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A beautiful soul. Chosen by the gods to be contained in a beautiful body with soft luscious lips and eyes which would melt sulfur dioxide. An Angel on Earth.
Guy 1: Wow That chick is off-the-chain
Guy 2: Damn bro, she must be the chosen one.
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When object a destroys object b in one swift motion.
Guy 1: What the fuck bro?!?
Guy 2: What happened man?
Guy 1: This no skin just one pumped me in Tilted Towers.
Guy 2: Bro that sucks.
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A banking company that is nosy as hell because it wants to know what’s in your wallet 24/7.
TV Advertisement: Capital One be like, “What’s in your wallet?”
Viewer: I ain’t telling you! I mean come on bitch that’s my business!
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This is a shorthand for the overused expression, "Have a good day," and is slowly catching on to be much more hip!
As I drop my friend off and he leaves the car, I shout "Have one!"
He replies, "Word...later!"
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