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the most intense orgasm known to humans
Did you know that prostate orgasm is the most intense orgasm known to humans?
Shit, I knew female orgasm is overrated af
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when your whole body tingles and explodes as your toes start to become numb and you gasp for breath
I Was 28 Years Old, My Family was Gone, When I Became Horny, Felt Like My Boner is Throbbing In My Red Underwear and Red Shorts, I Took My Shirt Off, Which I Have To Feel Like It, I Saw What My Erection is All About By Myself, My Hands Taking My Red Shorts Off As I Showed My Underwear, My Hands Kinda Feels Soft, I Rubbed It Against My Bulge And My Underwear, I Haven’t Had An Orgasm Yet Till I Did, I Still Keep Rubbing On It Till I Took My Underwear Off, I Saw My Dong is Stiffed and Hard, My Balls Just Wiggled a Bit as My Tail Wagged, Putting My Hands On My Dong When I Started Rubbing On It, I Began To Moan In Pleasure When I Took a Slow Breath, My Sniffs Comes Out of My Nose, I Continue To Rub My Dong Till I Stroke It, I Continue To Moan When I Closed My Eyes, Moaning Like a Great Person Does, I Started Stroking My Dong When I Keep Moaning In Pleasure and Constantly Lustful Way, My Legs Could Feel Tingle A Bit, Still Keep Stroking Till Beating the Meat, I Keep Moaning Louder When I Do, I Started To Beat My Dong With My Left Hand When I Hold It, I Moaned Loudly as I Could, I Went a Loud Moans Like In Heaven, Keep Beating It Until I Cum, I Moaned So Loud When I Reach Orgasm, I Heard a Slap, My Tail Keeps Wiggling More and More, I Cummed When I Just Scream With Loud Moans “YES!” I Am Moaning Loudly, My Butt Starts to Jiggle, My Tailhole Started To Lube Out When My Balls Flopped Onto My Hand, I Moaned When I Knelled Down In Pleasure Till My Friend Hare (With Huge Dong) Comes In.
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The art of making an orgasm look good on film.
Orgasmic cosmatology-how porn directors make women porn stars act like theyre having an orgasm when theyre not.
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Immediately after sexual climax, you fall asleep.
Guy: Oh baby I'm cumming!!!!....UUUuuugghhh.....*a second later*....zzzZZZzzz!!
Girl: Honey, wake up, let's cuddle. Why do you fall asleep like right after sex?
Guy: Huh? Oh babe, you know me. I bust and then I'm out (>_<).
Girl: *sigh* I'm trying to bask in the after-glow and Mr. Loverman is orgasmically narcoleptic.!
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The only bad thing about being male is the effort it takes to learn how to have multiple orgasms. Even then they're useless compared to female ones.
"I wish I had a clitoris instead of a penis. Then I could have multiple orgasms. Damn women. Seriously."
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cookies that you eat, and then have an orgasm. duh :P
orgasmic cookies are orgasmic.
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A nose orgasm is when a person sneezes. If you sneeze, it is considered to have a nose orgasm. A sick person may have multiple nose orgasms in a day. A person with llergies may also, have multiple nose orgasms in a day. There are medications to help prevent nose orgasms during nose orgasms.
Usually, when someone is having a nose orgasm, it is when the nerve endings of the mucus membranes of the nose are irritated, due to the swelling of the membrane, for example, when a foreign object such as a gnat invades our nose, when we have a cold or when flu or allergy season arises.
Achooo!!!
Man, are you ok?
Oh, yea. I'm fine. I just had a nasal orgasm.
You mean, a nose orgasm?
Same thing.
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