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parker is a simp for me

by bobateabitch June 9, 2020


Parker

He gets really attached to you when won’t let go. He’s very emotional and emotionally attached he touches you even when you’re telling him to stop he is caring sometimes and very sensitive he is a liar. He laughs at everything even when it’s not funny he has a really bad sense of humor. He is very horny

Is that parker coming? Run

by Longpantsperson March 11, 2022


parker

a parker is a boy with brown hair. they normally are very good looking. parker’s are very good boyfriend material. parker’s can be very sweet and such a gentlemen but they are addicted to video games especially fortnite they could play it for 526 hours straight. they are usually kinda smart and like to make fun of people a lot especially make fun of his friends and the people they used to date. parker’s are usually pretty great guys. the only thing a lot of people hate about him is he is addicted to video games.

girl “woah that guy is good lookin, he looks like good boyfriend material”
girl #2 “yea he must be a parker, he won’t pay any attention to you though if he’s a parker because parker’s are addicted to video games”
girl “oh ew yea that’s annoying”

by imagirl123 February 21, 2019


Parker

A spoiled jerk rich kid, whom you usually blame all of life’s mistakes on.

“You miss a shot on basketball” Dude that’s Parkers fault.

by Butwhybro April 17, 2020


Parker

Parker is a boy who is the funniest guy ever! He usually has Blonde fluffy hair who is normal at height. Usually dates tall, Dirty Blonde, Green eye ,girls. He always has your back no matter what. He often dates girls with unique names like Audrey, Madeline,Seirra, etc. He always loves his sports no matter what sport it is he will be the best at it! Never mess with a Parker.

Who's That Parker dude?

I don't know but he's Hot!

by Donald1 September 29, 2018


Parker

Parker is an athletic boy/man who is a nice boyfriend when you are getting to know him then you will somehow figure out that he cheated on you with an older girl but will not say anything until you point it out

Parker cheated on you

by •queen• August 21, 2019


parker

she loves everybody. She flirts with every boy with long hair, whos cute, or just literally anybody random.
She also hates cheese. etree

Connor :Wow parker is really cute!
Seth : But im gay?

by mocahgamer April 13, 2021