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one of the 4 men involved in a mystical thing called the giant circle.
Hey man giant circle tonight!
No man, top hat eye patch man already gave me a great time last week.
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Drinking all of the beers on the menu.
Tyler: let's go running through the okra patch!
Chris: I fucking hate you.
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happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)
He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch
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When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all
That slut's got me hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch.
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A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
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Man that guys a Super Duper Sex Patch Deluxe ultra hentai addiction edition person.
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A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.
Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.
Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.