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This guys real name is Peter, but he has a weird obsession with chickens, and memes
“Lord, it’s Chicken Fried Pete, and hes holding a bottle full of purple kool-aid”
Legend. One of the funniest twitter accounts, but Jack got him bagged.
"Back when the rap game was playing i diss.
They act like two Gunsey Pete cannot co-exist." J.Cole - Middle Child
I want you Peter. I want you so bad.
But you are taken, so deuces. I'll just go ahead and vibe big bro, since I am just...your little sister.
She says to Pete the doc :
Muraho! Dang bro. I love the gang signs.
A guy that talks about jobz all day but drives like Ms. Dasey
"I said E Pier not B Pier, stop being a salty Pete"
"Way to go leaving that compartment door open. You salty Pete today?"
Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.
Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?
The Governor of Nebraska
Pandemic Pete Ricketts.
I don't wear a mask Because my Governor Pandemic Pete doesn't think it's necessary.