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Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.

Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018


ping-pong bolling

where a very drunk or high person moves in a zig zag pattern when walking

man that chick is ping-pong bolling all over the sidewalk.

by purple vapor November 23, 2008


poofter ping pong

Is another term for Australian Football League or AFL.

"What are you watching?"

"AFL"
"Oh poofter ping pong ya mean?"

by messie October 24, 2020

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Tapahop(ping)

(Verb) Traveling to multiple tapas restaurants in order to provide many types or cuisine to a large group of people so that everyone can be satisfied with a type of food they enjoy, and be served lots of food in a timely manner. Often useful before going out for a long evening of dancing or clubbing.

"Hey bro, before we hit the clubs tonight do you want to go tapahop(ping)?"
"So before the bachelorette party we're all going to tapahop around the city!"

by pmac1701 January 22, 2023


best ping

@everyone

best ping

by coool boy September 6, 2020


best ping

@everyone

best ping

by coool boy September 6, 2020


Bio ping pong

A two people game. One (must be male) freezes his cum in the shape of a ball. When it's frozen he puts it in its mouth and kisses someone else. While kissing they try to push the cum snowball to each other's side, until one chooses on it or it melts in the mouth

This slut Janna cheated on me so I tricked her with bio ping pong. She now have 3 STDs

by Igorthecthulhu February 18, 2020