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When a police officer pulls over a woman/man and eats their ass out in exchange for a warning. During, the "victim" poops and squirts a "police baby mustache" on the officer.
"Sargent, you were clean shaven this morning, is that a police baby mustache?"
Someone who is always involving themselves in another’s relationship and trying to report back their misconduct
Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business.
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A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.
Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."
A failed police officer than cannot make it as a regular police officer. A position in which the officer can do nothing and still brag about being on the force.
Typically these officers have not made a collar in many (many) years.
Pete was so inept at being on the street they assigned him as a police gym instructor.
Felix Navidad -> Police never die
"I'm not a police anymore!! Since Police never die!"
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The police who enjoy shoving things up your anoos.
BWOOP BWOOP!! Butt Sex Police alert, stick it in his anoos!
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