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Pump A Stump

To Go to the bathroom (toilet) and do a Poo.

Man, I'm really hangin' to pump a stump

by PhatMike May 08, 2006


pump the tea

1. To tell someone's buisness
2. To put someone on blast for not telling the truth
3. To let someone in on the secret

"Let me pump the tea. He lost his job a long time ago."

"If you want to know something, go to her and she will pump the tea."

by Sir Shakes Alot May 14, 2007


pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006


pump job

a pump job occurs when a penis pump device is placed over the penis, and pumped to stimulate the penis until ejaculation.
can be done by others, or yourself in the most desperate of times.

Dude, you were so faded last night, I can't believe you let her give you a pump job. damn, everyone's getting pumped off these days.

by j-dawgzz123 March 10, 2009


da pump

The flow of blood into your biceps after pumping iron that makes them look a lot bigger. Often referred to by Arnie as equivalent to an orgasm.

Having 'da pump' is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day.

by Canta Kez July 15, 2006


oil pump

When a guy shits in his hand while he jacks off.Very nasty shit.

I heard that guy oil pumps himself.

by natty d November 26, 2003


pump quota

The yearly established minimum amount of pumps or thrusts the penis must perform in the vagina for it to truly count as sex. The current quota is seven.

He said he put his penis inside of her for a good three or four pumps so that he could claim they had sex. He failed to, however, meet pump quota so it was therefore not sex, but purely recreational.

by Foliageddoor March 15, 2014