pump the tea

1. To tell someone's buisness
2. To put someone on blast for not telling the truth
3. To let someone in on the secret

"Let me pump the tea. He lost his job a long time ago."

"If you want to know something, go to her and she will pump the tea."

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Pump A Stump

To Go to the bathroom (toilet) and do a Poo.

Man, I'm really hangin' to pump a stump

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pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

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pump job

a pump job occurs when a penis pump device is placed over the penis, and pumped to stimulate the penis until ejaculation.
can be done by others, or yourself in the most desperate of times.

Dude, you were so faded last night, I can't believe you let her give you a pump job. damn, everyone's getting pumped off these days.

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da pump

The flow of blood into your biceps after pumping iron that makes them look a lot bigger. Often referred to by Arnie as equivalent to an orgasm.

Having 'da pump' is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day.

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oil pump

When a guy shits in his hand while he jacks off.Very nasty shit.

I heard that guy oil pumps himself.

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oil pump

when a guy masturbates while simultaneously pooping

(the poop is the oil)

bitch this a joke i ain't usin' oil pump in a sentence ya nasty