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When one person ejaculates into the mouth of another. Then after consumption has occurred the mouth is coverred by a hand and the person holding the sperm in their mouth, has extreme force exerted over their abdominals very rapidly causing the sperm/saliva mixture to be ejected from their nose.
Johnny gave Nancy the gurgle punch of her life last night causing her nose to bleed.
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To masterbate
Dude, I want to punch a clown to paris hilton
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A fast deadly punch thrown in a downward arc towards the face of an unlucky receiver. This punch was probably invented by Mohammed when Abraham tried cutting his foreskin. Abraham probably fainted BTW. It is almost the same as a Yoruba punch just that the Yoruba punch has less effect.
Nigga 1: Oshiomole, watchout! Watch out! That nigga coming with the Hausa punch!
Nigga 2: Obasanjo, I can handle...
(Nigga 2 gets knocked tf out
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(pun-ching hi) v. Surpassing your expected level of accomplishment. (e.g. Dating someone much better looking than you, winning an argument with someone perceived to be smarter, etc.)
Friend 1: "Dexter is taking Lisa to prom."
Friend 2: "Damn! He's punching high!"
Friend 1: "Gotta be something more than meets the eye."
Friend 2: "Proper."
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An action that, by virtue of its very recklessness, ensures success.
"Taryn's idea is drastic, but if the client buys it we'll really punch the raccoon."
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This is when one shits on their fist,then proceeds to rock the jaw of the unsuspecting civilian on the street.
"Martin was taking a gentle stroll through the park and a homeless man appeared from a bush and savagely poo punched Martin... he never recovered."
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to take a large crap. This does not necessarily have to be after lunch.
"Dude, I gotta punch lunch. Can we stop at McDonalds?"
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