A person whose true motives and agenda are quickly recognized.
Dispite her efforts to appear victimized, everyone knew she was just jealous. She was a fast read.
An escaped dwarf from the region of lord of the rings. Can easily identify him with painting on his feet, legs, toes. Is mostly intoxicated.
Wow is that Daniel Read? Yeah the guy from Lord of the rings.
What you're doing right now
Me: Hey, you should stop reading. Go touch some grass instead.
An introvert's sad excuse for life.
Tom: Hi Bianca!
Bianca: .........
Tom: Are you doing anything after school?
Bianca: Reading.
Tom: Oh.
(Tom walks off.)
Staring at a dead piece of wood for hours hallucinating
James: "How was reading?"
Bill: "Great this dead peice of wood is amazing."
James: "Im sure you had a great hallucination Bill ."
You are doing it.
You are a dumbass if you are reading this